I just got back from riding for the first time since it got nice out this year. Man is my ass sore. Haha, no, not sore from that you freaks. Sore from that damn bike seat. It seems soft and comfy, and my ass has plenty of padding. And yet, after an hour+ on it, it is not so comfy.

I decided to go with my usual evening ride plans today since I’m not used to it. So, I rode from my house to the river, and down to 71st then back. About 8 miles round trip.

Was easy on the way down, as the wind was blowing behind me. But the way back, argh, the wind was blowing against me the whole way pushing me to push myself. I avg’d 13-15mph on the way down, and 10-11 on the way back. Yeah.

I don’t know exactly how many calories I burned since my watch needs a battery, but based on my previous rides, I’d guess 500-600 calories maybe a bit more.

I’ve got to get rid of all this fat I put on in the last year and a bit. If I had not gained this back, I’d sitting at a nice 175ish, but Im back up to 210. that sucks.

Beer rocks, and it sucks.

Life’s been sucky and empty since my last post.

I am sober. Depressed. Have a headache. Neckache. Backache. And am lonely. My cat is doing all she can to fill in the gaps but Zoe is one tough act to follow.

Still have trouble sleeping. I need to go on a vacation to some place fun, seriously.

This is really hard for me to type. I just lost my best dog friend in the world suddenly and without warning a bit ago. Zoe was an amazing dog, a friend, and so important to me I don’t know what I am going to do without her there with me every day.

I love you Zoe and I am sorry I was not in the yard with you, hugging on you and skitching you more during the morning. Please forgive me for not being able ot save you.

Rest in Peace. I love you.

HOOPEE.COM!!!
Well, it’s LIVE finally, after many hours of hard work. I am still working on things, tweaking, fixing, modifying, adding to it, etc. But it’s there, ready for some traffic.

Go Go Go!

Some of you (who is reading this?) will know Hoopee.com. I spent many hours there over a several year period years back. As time passed, life interviened, etc… the Hoop slowly whithered into a quiet little corner of cyberspace.

But that is going to change!

As of a few days ago, I became the new owner of the Hoopee.com domain, and plan on carrying on the fine tradition of hoopee goodtimes very soon.

Currently work on the look of the site, functionality, etc is close. I am just waiting for the transfer of the domain to take and then to work out any final bugs.

If anyone is reading this. Be happy, be hoopee, be drunk. Soon.

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Ok. I don’t get it. This Brokeback Mountain movie. I mean, I just don’t get it.

These 2 manly doods, up there, doing manly shit. Eating beans, herding sheep, shooting shit.

And then out of the blue, the one just up and ass fucks the other.

What in the fuck is going on?

Sure, I understand love and sexual attraction, but there was neither here. Just two cold cowboys in the same tent. Totally out of the blue. When I am with my friends I don’t get suddenly decide I need to ass fuck one of them. Seriously, give us a break here. We are not stupid.

Gays everywhere have revolted I am sure. Because this is the gay world turned upside down for a Top 40 buck.

Stupid.

The tech world lost a good family man today.

Rest in Pease, James Kim.

Why in the name of all that is good and holy did you think that a live action version of The Year Without A Santa Claus was a GOOD IDEA?

ANd now that I’ve seen the preview, and have thrown up in my mouth, I can say this.

YOU SUCK!!!

Hi. My name is Robn. You might know me from such films as, “Hey 2 faced double standard assholes, go fuck yourselves” or “Hi, you are a complete prick” or my ever famous, “Dear Cockface, you might not know it but you are actually just a loser”.

Today I wuld like to talk to you about a special subject I call…

Wow, you can live with yourself?

PS. Gina Torres is HOT.
PPS. You want me Gina. I’m old and fat and losery but you want me.
PPSS. I will settle for your clone.

95% of you are suckers. Does that offend you?

I miss Wayne & Garth’s evil counterparts in Stay Tuned.

Last night, I had some very wierd dreams. The first of which, went like this…

I went to a grocery store to get some beer. I picked up I think 2 six packs of cans of some kind of Budweiser, and a 12 pack box of something I think was also Bud of some kind. Fast forward to later, I realized I had forgotten my beers. So I went back to get them. When I get there, a store manager (I assume) escorts me to a pool side area with many people sitting around drinking. He fishes a plastic bag out of the pool itself. In it is my beers, only many are missing. He apologizes and sounds flustered.

At this point, he escorts me across a large mostly barren dirt plain to a small building. I could describe it (based on working for an architect myself) as a commercial construction trailer, and the plain looked like a job in progress where the ground was plowed and leveled. In the job trailer, there is a register, he sets my beers down and then leaves. A strange dark skinned man steps up next to me in line, looks at me, and then slides a piece of paper that is in front of him across to me with a credit card on it. He smiles.

I then get a zoomed in view of the credit card itself, which has the name “Nachos Spurious” on it. Then I look back at him and feel uneasy. I think I then started running at this point. All I know is the name on the credit card really was emphasised. So much so that I remember it now.

I assumed the word ’spurious’ was just nonsense, as I have never used it, and have no clue what it meant. Until I looked it up online.

And I was suprized to find out, it was a real word. It means “not genuine, authentic or true. pretended or counterfeit, a bastard, illegitimate.”

So, I am assuming I saw or heard this word recently. Maybe during the movie last night? We saw Casino Royale, which was kick buttocks. Definitely the best Bond since Mr Connery was Bond!

But anyhoo, what is the deal with this dream? I have no idea. All I do know is that it was oddly disturbing. And the whole focus on the credit card with the name Nachos Spurious makes me wonder……..

Where DID my brain pick this word up?

It’s been a long fucking week. I flew out to S.C. to meet my lil bro on base. Then we drove to DFW (over 18 fucking hours). And then I got a massive back and head ache and was a whiny bitchy jerk.

Good news, he and his wonderful family are a 5 hour drive away.

Bad news, I am going to continue to be a whiny person.

At least I have my virginity. Right?

Fuck fish.

I am playing with my Xbox 360 webcam at work since my 360 is DEEED. Hope you find the pics of me and things annoying and useless. :)

Pooooooo.